Rabbit Revenge

Rabbit Revenge

bunny cannon

Cheesy magicians beware: rabbits have had enough. Or at least Snuggles here has. After being stuffed into, and pulled out of, a smelly top hat 3 shows a night in Reed VanKirby’s Magical Comedy Laff Time Show, (the “bestest funtastic magical show in all Branson, Missouri,” according to Retired and On the Road magazine), Snuggles snapped.  While Reed was pretending to pull a length of colored silks from a woman’s blouse, the angry bunny pushed a small but powerful cannon next to the tuxedoed prestidigitator. Snuggles fired a load of confetti and rabbit pellets into VanKirby’s eyes. Blinded, he stumbled off stage and fell onto one of the many fold-up walkers in the front row, cracking several ribs. The audience applauded wildly, as it was the most entertaining thing they had seen all evening. VanKirby was fired, and Snuggles offered a 5-year contract.

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